SEPTEMBERDave, you should be ashamed at leaving your mom open like that. That ain't right; be grateful I am too much of a gentleman to thrust my rocket of comedy through the gaping, cavern like opening that is your mother.
Keep your guard up in the future!
OCTOBERMichael,
i hereby confirm that, in order to foster good relations between our countries, i will personally take it upon myself to cash your each and every winning lottery cheque on your behalf. i think that your text provides sufficient legal basis for delegating this task to me as a UK citizen, and i'd like you to consider yourself relieved of any further burden in this regard.
i will, of course, pass on a dollar equivalent to you, at a rate in the region of one pound to one hundred dollars, which i think you will agree is more than fair (allowing for deductions, eg my lawyer having drafted this up for me)
please be advised, however, that this agreement does not also include anything to do with the spice girls, and you will be obliged as part of this agreement to keep them on your side of the ocean
kind regards
McAig
NOVEMBEREven the "slow moving" Romero zombies could be fast when they wanted to be. For example...
-Night: First zombie chases the car
-Dawn: Maintenance man zombie lunges quickly for Flyboy
-Day: Some of the "corral" zombies get pretty fast when food is around
-Land: Well, that film I just don't get. Right after the backlash over the fast moving zombies in the Dawn remake in which Romero fans and Romero himself cried foul because "death is a handicap so zombies shouldn't be able to run," the "Land" zombies are thinking beyond a primal level, organizing and setting goals, communicating with one another, using simple tools and exhibiting super human strength (i.e. a single zombie literally rips off a human head, pulling the spinal cord up and out along with it) and traversing a freakin' river. It seems that George was willing to break all of the zombie rules so he could squeeze out his very forced political statement in that one. Too bad, because KNB did some awesome work in that movie.
Anyway, I think fast moving zombies have their place, but I'd have to go with slow moving zombies as my favorites. In fact, it doesn't even have to be a group of them. Just one...
the one you don't see coming.
DECEMBERthe shirt came today...(again, apparently resizing photos is harder than i thought; apologies.)
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Michael L!Dave, you should be ashamed at leaving your mom open like that. That ain't right; be grateful I am too much of a gentleman to thrust my rocket of comedy through the gaping, cavern like opening that is your mother.
Keep your guard up in the future!
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